Adult Content Weekend Review

I have started the trending post of "If you really knew me," but I have a Saturday night story that is too good to wait -

Warning: adult content - HA!

So if you really knew me, you would know that I am not a huge partier/drinker - never really have been. {I did the quintessential (sp?) crazy nights - 21st bday; bachelorette party; grad parties; etc} But on a day-to-day basis, I just don't booze it up too much.

My only MAJOR exception - margaritas and Howl at the Moon!
{Howl at the Moon is a dueling piano bar with some of the most talented musicians - who are also extremely raunchy and who doesn't love raunchy?!}

I cannot and have not been there without becoming THAT girl:
* That girl who wants to dance to and sing to every.single.song
{even if she doesn't know the words}
* That girl who makes friends and talks to every.single.person
{even when they don't want me to}
* That girl whose husband just shakes him head and laughs
{because " I NEVER does this"}

Yeah I was THAT girl --- I know --- embarrasing. {Why the hubs takes me anyways is beyond me - could be because he likes to watch me wobble - yeah - it happened}

But, alas, there always seems to be other women people who are waaaay more embarrassing then I.

Exhibit A:

{Now that everyone fully thinks this woman is doing exactly what it looks like she is doing --- I will stick up for her and say, no she is not giving him a BJ --- just doing a BJ shot which involves a scantly clad male and a giant syringe full of who knows what, topped off with whipped cream given in a very compromising postion {{in public - with cameras}}

Just keepin' classy folks - just keepin' classy
*so sad this photo isn't better quality - damn margaritas camera

Exhibit B:

Same as exhibit A - just thought I would show you a different position you can take the shot in, just in case the first doesn't do it for ya

One last tid bit to leave with you - all the participants of this show were at least 40:
not hatin' - just sayin'

Regrets for the night:
Not asking how he got that job and what his job title is? hmm...syringe shooter? BJ King?

 Not getting a picture of the 400 lb. man who proceeded to let the glow stick wearing nugget climb into his lap and administer the shot --- yeah his friends thought it was ackward too

Not being drunk enough or paid enough to entertain the thought of participating

{just so you don't think its only a place to watch obscene social happenings -- here is a clip of some of the amazing music and yes, he is blindfolded!}

What crazy thing did you see this weekend?!

- Lindsey Nicole


Tess @ AModernSuburbanitesLife said...

Umm.. I didn't see anything that crazy, crazy! and I need to see this boozy side of you, even though I vowed to stop boozing..howl at the moon date soon!

Lauren {at} Life.Love.Lauren said...

Haha this looks like a fun weekend for sure! I nominated you for the Liebster Award. Details are on my wall!

tiff@thecoffeehouse said...

I love howl at the moon! we go in chicago and kansas city. I can't get enough of it.