Have you ever heard that women spiderweb? I 'm all for not stereotyping, but this describes me and most women I know to a tee!
It goes something like this....my thoughts during a 10 minute drive today
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"It's really freaking hot in Houston {I say that A LOT don't I...} but the sky is so blue and I love it!"
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"Gee, I wish I was driving with windows down listening to THE George Strait. I want to hear Seashores of Old Mexico"
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{marry me Lindsey...okay George}
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"Ahh the beach...I need nice frosty adult beverage...preferably that of strawberry and tequila"
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"I wish I could skip work and head to the beach and drink where there is white sand, clear waters and I can do nothing other than sit on my butt and read a book while soaking up the rays!"
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"I can't go to a beach without going to buy a new itty bitty polka dot bikini...and some extra cash :/"
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"Crap --- God knows I can't buy/wear a new swimsuit with this muffin top I have because pastries and bikinis = sadness for all involved"
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"Better get my ass to the gym..."
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Alas - spiderwebbing...I got nothing accomplished and ended up wanting to spend money and have a little lipo. Focus fail in my head and on this blog post apparently HA!
Hazards of being a woman I guess!
1 comment:
Haha this is completely true. I feel like all humans do this though.
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